From Salon.com Politics
The Associated Press has just reported that Attorney General John Ashcroft and Commerce Secretary Don Evans resigned Tuesday. According to the initial three-paragraph wire story, here's why Ashcroft decided to leave:
"'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved,' Ashcroft wrote in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush."
You've got to be freakin' kidding, right? Please? Did the Lard™ get too hot for Crisco-John?